Uniswap (UNI)

Robinhood Chain has been live for less than a week It's already crossed $250M+ in Uniswap Protocol volume https://t.co/G3UU9redcU

Spark, @Uniswap and @SkyEcosystem have taken the first step toward a Stablecoin FX Layer. Stablecoin issuance is no longer the hard part. Coordination is. Capital already exists, but it sits across isolated pools, venues and ecosystems where it cannot be used efficiently. The first deployment migrated +$150M to Uniswap v4 across the USDS/USDT and USDS/PYUSD pools, one of the largest AMM liquidity migrations in DeFi history. USDS provides the initial quoting foundation, while Spark coordinates allocation through governance defined frameworks. This is where liquidity stops being a passive asset and starts behaving as coordinated infrastructure.

- be Christopher Alexander Delgado - work at In-n-Out for eight years - move to Orlando, decide you're built for something bigger (bigger than legally making money) - rebrand "gen-z venture firm" into "Goliath Ventures" (this is where we should have started asking questions) - tell rich people you're putting their money into Uniswap liquidity pools - take their money, leave it sitting in a JPMorg an Chase account instead - pay the first investors with the second investors' cash, call it "returns" - throw a casino royale party at the Fontainebleau and book jason derulo - buy the Lamborghinis. buy the Rolls Royces. buy the 11 vehicles and the 30 watches and the 50 luxury bags - donate to Florida GOP, donate to the NRCC and even donate to Trump. (philanthropy goes a long way when nobody's checking the books on you, doesn't it?) - run a "sophisticated joint-venture cryptocurrency investment enterprise" that never actually sent money to a liquidity pool. of the $400m raised, only $1.5m ever touched uniswap - sue the guy calling you out for defamation, because attacking the whistleblower = nipping it in the bud (what a smart guy) - get arrested February 2026. get a receiver. get a bankruptcy filing. get a forfeiture order for every property, car, and piece of jewelry with your name on it. - 126 days later, plead guilty to $250m in losses on a scheme that pulled in $400m from over a thousand people. - get ready to be sentenced in October (we don't know for sure if he's ready). let there be crime.

If you look at Uniswap's pool analytics, 30 day volume on the listed pools is about $14m, or less than 6% of the $250m in their post. Their site hides the rugs. They should know that over 94% of their volume has been scams if they used their own site analytics. https://t.co/LHVPAYx6Ne

- be Christopher Alexander Delgado - work at In-n-Out for eight years - move to Orlando, decide you're built for something bigger (bigger than legally making money) - rebrand "gen-z venture firm" into "Goliath Ventures" (this is where we should have started asking questions) - tell rich people you're putting their money into Uniswap liquidity pools - take their money, leave it sitting in a JPMorg an Chase account instead - pay the first investors with the second investors' cash, call it "returns" - throw a casino royale party at the Fontainebleau and book jason derulo - buy the Lamborghinis. buy the Rolls Royces. buy the 11 vehicles and the 30 watches and the 50 luxury bags - donate to Florida GOP, donate to the NRCC and even donate to Trump. (philanthropy goes a long way when nobody's checking the books on you, doesn't it?) - run a "sophisticated joint-venture cryptocurrency investment enterprise" that never actually sent money to a liquidity pool. of the $400m raised, only $1.5m ever touched uniswap - sue the guy calling you out for defamation, because attacking the whistleblower = nipping it in the bud (what a smart guy) - get arrested February 2026. get a receiver. get a bankruptcy filing. get a forfeiture order for every property, car, and piece of jewelry with your name on it. - 126 days later, plead guilty to $250m in losses on a scheme that pulled in $400m from over a thousand people. - get ready to be sentenced in October (we don't know for sure if he's ready). let there be crime.

- be Christopher Alexander Delgado - work at In-n-Out for eight years - move to Orlando, decide you're built for something bigger (bigger than legally making money) - rebrand "gen-z venture firm" into "Goliath Ventures" (this is where we should have started asking questions) - tell rich people you're putting their money into Uniswap liquidity pools - take their money, leave it sitting in a JPMorg an Chase account instead - pay the first investors with the second investors' cash, call it "returns" - throw a casino royale party at the Fontainebleau and book jason derulo - buy the Lamborghinis. buy the Rolls Royces. buy the 11 vehicles and the 30 watches and the 50 luxury bags - donate to Florida GOP, donate to the NRCC and even donate to Trump. (philanthropy goes a long way when nobody's checking the books on you, doesn't it?) - run a "sophisticated joint-venture cryptocurrency investment enterprise" that never actually sent money to a liquidity pool. of the $400m raised, only $1.5m ever touched uniswap - sue the guy calling you out for defamation, because attacking the whistleblower = nipping it in the bud (what a smart guy) - get arrested February 2026. get a receiver. get a bankruptcy filing. get a forfeiture order for every property, car, and piece of jewelry with your name on it. - 126 days later, plead guilty to $250m in losses on a scheme that pulled in $400m from over a thousand people. - get ready to be sentenced in October (we don't know for sure if he's ready). let there be crime.

- be Christopher Alexander Delgado - work at In-n-Out for eight years - move to Orlando, decide you're built for something bigger (bigger than legally making money) - rebrand "gen-z venture firm" into "Goliath Ventures" (this is where we should have started asking questions) - tell rich people you're putting their money into Uniswap liquidity pools - take their money, leave it sitting in a JPMorg an Chase account instead - pay the first investors with the second investors' cash, call it "returns" - throw a casino royale party at the Fontainebleau and book jason derulo - buy the Lamborghinis. buy the Rolls Royces. buy the 11 vehicles and the 30 watches and the 50 luxury bags - donate to Florida GOP, donate to the NRCC and even donate to Trump. (philanthropy goes a long way when nobody's checking the books on you, doesn't it?) - run a "sophisticated joint-venture cryptocurrency investment enterprise" that never actually sent money to a liquidity pool. of the $400m raised, only $1.5m ever touched uniswap - sue the guy calling you out for defamation, because attacking the whistleblower = nipping it in the bud (what a smart guy) - get arrested February 2026. get a receiver. get a bankruptcy filing. get a forfeiture order for every property, car, and piece of jewelry with your name on it. - 126 days later, plead guilty to $250m in losses on a scheme that pulled in $400m from over a thousand people. - get ready to be sentenced in October (we don't know for sure if he's ready). let there be crime.

- be Christopher Alexander Delgado - work at In-n-Out for eight years - move to Orlando, decide you're built for something bigger (bigger than legally making money) - rebrand "gen-z venture firm" into "Goliath Ventures" (this is where we should have started asking questions) - tell rich people you're putting their money into Uniswap liquidity pools - take their money, leave it sitting in a JPMorg an Chase account instead - pay the first investors with the second investors' cash, call it "returns" - throw a casino royale party at the Fontainebleau and book jason derulo - buy the Lamborghinis. buy the Rolls Royces. buy the 11 vehicles and the 30 watches and the 50 luxury bags - donate to Florida GOP, donate to the NRCC and even donate to Trump. (philanthropy goes a long way when nobody's checking the books on you, doesn't it?) - run a "sophisticated joint-venture cryptocurrency investment enterprise" that never actually sent money to a liquidity pool. of the $400m raised, only $1.5m ever touched uniswap - sue the guy calling you out for defamation, because attacking the whistleblower = nipping it in the bud (what a smart guy) - get arrested February 2026. get a receiver. get a bankruptcy filing. get a forfeiture order for every property, car, and piece of jewelry with your name on it. - 126 days later, plead guilty to $250m in losses on a scheme that pulled in $400m from over a thousand people. - get ready to be sentenced in October (we don't know for sure if he's ready). let there be crime.